Hazel the Hilarious: Your New Favorite Couch Comedian
Meet Hazel, the plus-sized French Bulldog with a heart as big as her personality! At just 2 years young and tipping the scales at 28 pounds, Hazel’s got the charisma of a stand-up comedian and the snuggle skills of a pro. Left behind in a divorce, Hazel could have let life get her down—but instead, she’s decided to focus on what really matters: finding her forever family and keeping them laughing along the way!
The Comedy Show:
Hazel’s got a few routines that never fail to get a laugh. For starters, walking? Not her thing. Hazel believes walks are optional, and she’d much rather roll in style—in a stroller, thank you very much. She’s also not a fan of doing her business on a leash, which is why she’ll thrive in a home with even a small yard or patio where she can handle her business like the diva she is. She is housebroken with with the help of a yard. When she’s not lounging in her favorite spots, Hazel can spend all day playing fetch with her beloved toys—because clearly, running after a toy is *not* the same as taking a walk!
All About Hazel:
Hazel’s fan club includes humans of all ages, other dogs, and an ever-growing collection of plush toys she treats like family. She’s a champion at relaxation, toggling between “Zoomies Mode” and “Couch Potato Extraordinaire.” Whether she’s bursting with playful energy or snoozing by your side, Hazel makes every moment better.
She’s got her manners locked down—housebroken, rarely barks, and an expert at making morning head scratches feel like the best part of your day. Trust us, her morning routine will rival your cup of coffee!
What Hazel Needs:
Hazel’s dream home includes:
- An experienced Frenchie fan who understands her diva-level skincare needs (a limited ingredient diet does wonders for her skin!).
- A small yard or patio for her potty breaks—apartment life isn’t her vibe.
- A home where she can be the only dog or have a young, laid-back male buddy to play with (senior dogs aren’t her speed).
- Someone who appreciates her unique blend of sass, sweetness, and stroller-bound strolls.
Hazel’s low-maintenance personality pairs perfectly with her high-maintenance beauty regimen. She’s cool with short walks in mild weather but thrives when she gets her zoomies time and fetch marathons.
French Bulldogs: Know Before You Adopt
French Bulldogs, like Hazel, often require more frequent veterinary care compared to other breeds. They can be prone to allergies, skin issues, and other health concerns, which may lead to higher-than-average medical expenses. Potential adopters should be prepared for the financial responsibility that comes with owning this lovable but sometimes high-maintenance breed.
Why Hazel?
If you’re looking for a loyal lap-warmer who doubles as a comedic genius, Hazel is ready to bring the laughs and love to your life. With her big heart, larger-than-life personality, and endless charm, Hazel is a star waiting to shine in her forever home.
Could Hazel be your next family member? Apply now and let the laughter begin!
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If you are interested in adopting Hazel please fill out our adoption application
by clicking this LINK. Applications are required PRIOR to meeting one of our animals and are used to set up a safe and successful adoption. Please don't be shy and answer the questions thoroughly. To learn more about our entire process please visit www.therescuetrain.org and click on the "Adopt A Dog" page.
PLEASE NOTE: WE DO NOT OWN A FACILITY. Our animals are in private foster homes. If you are interested in adopting one of our animals please fill out our online application.
*APPLICANT MUST BE AT LEAST 21 YEARS OLD*
*APPLICANT MUST LIVE IN THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES*
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