My name is Teetee!

Do you want a cat who doesn't want you? Do you crave the feeling of being judged in your own home? Do you need someone who will slap you back into reality without notice? If you answered yes to any of these questions, TeeTee needs a servant.
TeeTee is not for everyone. But surely there's someone out there who would appreciate her big eyed stare and her chonky waddle. Additionally, TeeTee has extremely limited physical requirements. She is essentially a more lively houseplant with huge eyes, because all she really needs a human for is food, water, and changing her litter. If you adopt TeeTee, you will not be her owner. She will own you, and everything you hold dear. An avid cupboard explorer, she will enjoy a game of hide and seek, just to prove her superiority.
Anyone looking to be "TeeTee’s servant" should not have any small children or dogs in the house.